January 2012
22 posts
“Revised to focus on the futility of teaching dogs to sing.”
– Ben Joseph in an email just now
Watch“Mark Wahlberg’s 9/11 Interview Excepts,” an amazing video from the Jest gang. Pete Holmes has one hell of a Mark Wahlberg impression.
CollegeHumor Enters Movie Biz - Variety →
rickyv:
Excited to share this news! This is how I’ll be spending much of 2012.
You heard it here last! Congratulations to pals Ricky and Ben.
Another email from Streeter
Me: I’ll hurry this into production.
Streeter: Make haste, young Sam. For a kingdom may be your namesake, but at the banquetting hall of The Mighty Internet, tis he who claims the mutton first who rules! True, in days of yore we practiced our merry arts without thought or regard for time. Why should we not? T’was but half a dozen among the realm who did competeth with us. Diddle...
Rejected Jokes: CollegeHumor Releases Best of Ben... →
rejectedjokes:
In celebration of the premiere of House of Lies this Sunday at 10pm on Showtime, CollegeHumor has released a “Best of Ben Schwartz” Playlist. CH took their favorite twenty one sketches I’ve done for the site over the past five years and served them up on an all you can eat buffet. Get ready for…
Love you, buddy. Good luck this weekend.
WatchJest is taking it up a notch. Featuring Chris Maloney.
Papermag's 10 Funniest Online Comedy Videos of... →
This includes Very Mary-Kate and Woman Afraid of Owls, and therefore not just Dutch West members Elaine Carroll and Josh Ruben, but also UCB members Will Hines and Mitch Magee.
WatchDan does an impression of “Game of Thrones.”
December 2011
20 posts
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Another Streeter Email
Me: Thanks for this. Is there any way I could get it as a PDF?
Streeter: Well, I can’t say I’m surprised. Like Oliver Twist, you always seem to appear at my serving table, begging for more. But unlike that malnourished Dickensian scamp, you, Sam, are as well-fed as Dickens himself. I feed you a powerpoint and you appear before me, rotund and glistening, begging for more file formats....
According to Wolfram Alpha, today is my 10,000th day alive.
November 2011
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WatchEven at the age of 12, my sense of humor was already very refined.